She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
