i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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