do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
