he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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