How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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