I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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