ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
You don't make any sense
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