How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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