Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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