This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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