I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
She tied me up with her honor cords...
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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