I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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