idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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