Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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