He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
if only i could text you this smell
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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