so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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