Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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