Christians are straight up FREAKS
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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