She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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