People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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