Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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