gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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