Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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