I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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