I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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