we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You are a genius and a whore.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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