i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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