Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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