it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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