another moral hangover. fuck.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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