How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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