Moan for me like Helen Keller
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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