Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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