i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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