stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
