Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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