not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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