I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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