Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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