Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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