I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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