I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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