But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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