i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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