IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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