You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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