Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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