soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I have aggressive nipples.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
