i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
high people should be assigned attendants
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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