Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
