Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
